russian duck

A nickname and play on words for a fast meal. e.g., "Rush in, duck out."

Alright, recruits, we're having russian duck for chow! Be back in formation outside the mess hall in three minutes. Fall out!

by RipVanB September 12, 2013

Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.

Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.

by california689 August 4, 2011

Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.

Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.

by tropical January 4, 2023

good russians

There is no good russians, good russians only dead russians.

With this rifle I'll make a lot of good russians.

by Malurnar July 13, 2023

Russian Shot

Like a regular shot but with twice the volume

John: “ that’s a fat shot”
Vladimir: “ that’s barely even a Russian shot”

by The Russian Jew November 2, 2019

Russian slinky

The act of putting your penis into someone's ass while they are on rollerskates

I gave alassandra the russian slinky

by Mak19993 November 18, 2020

Russian Jump

when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.

"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"

by anonymous January 19, 2021