A Richard Gere is when two guys give a girl a Sunny St. James, the three of them cum at the same time and poop out a hampster
by StayStoked November 30, 2010
Get the Richard Geremug. 1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.
2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.
3. The epitome of gay.
2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.
3. The epitome of gay.
1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.
2.
Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.
3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
2.
Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.
3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
by DelCast January 31, 2007
Get the Richard Simmonsmug. by @richardzzstrongg July 4, 2019
Get the josh richardsmug. highly intelligent young man who fears and loths spontaneous phone calls including the words 'moo' and 'rar'
by mike April 6, 2005
Get the richard smithmug. by octopus69911 January 26, 2006
Get the richard and the twinsmug. Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022
Get the Richard Fitswellmug. Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.
1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
Get the Jessie richardsmug.