Fake depression

If your name is Kazuto you are faking sad feelings to get attention bc your gf slaps you

Kazuto - i want to die bc i have fake depression

by @Kazuto#5284 November 11, 2019

Post Vacation Depression

Depression felt after coming home from vacation.

I'm depressed. I must have post vacation depressions.

by AhlixL October 16, 2008

second hand depression

when someone is so depressing they make you feel depressed and possibly wanting to commit suicide

person 1: it's so hard to live when you feel so worthless. i feel this way every day of my life.

person 2: shit, man, you're giving me second hand depression.

by icantdealm8 November 27, 2016

Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again

"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."

by psudeom July 10, 2022

CRiPpLinG dEpREsSiOn

A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.

Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.

This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.

Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."

Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."

Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."

by Vixtellion April 11, 2017

Age Regression

Age regression is when a person, (could be underage or not) reverts to a childlike state, mostly to cope with stress, anxiety, depression, and other things that might affect your day-to-day life. Though, sometimes it is just done for fun. People who age regress can regress on purpose, or unintentionally. It is a completely non-sexual thing, and is not to be mistaken with Age play, which involves roleplaying as a child and sexual activities (sometimes). When you experience age regression, it can be called little space, middle space, or big space. Little Space is when someone regresses to a younger state of mind, usually being 1-8. Middle space is when someone regresses to a younger state of mind, usually 9-12. And big space is when you regress only a few years back, usually being 13-15. People who regress to a younger state, usually might need help doing simple things like making their own food or brushing their teeth. That's where a caregiver comes in! Most people with a significant other, have a cg (caregiver). And their job consists of taking care of their little whilst they are in little space, middle space, or big space. Age regression is a wonderful coping mechanism overall and is not a bad thing anyone should be ashamed of.

"I love stuffed animals, it helps me regress alot easier!"
"What is with the pacifier, are you a baby or something?" No, they just Age Regress!"
"Age regression helps me cope!"

by Kawaii_Gutz March 5, 2022

Postfartum Depression

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.

The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.

by DEER0123 October 22, 2010