Rash

Something on the skin

The child has a rash

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Rash

That thing you say it is, when you know it's really herpes.

P1: "Whoa Peggy-Sue, what're those red bumps around your honeypot?
P2: "Oh Jimmy, that's just a little rash - totally harmless! Wanna taste the honey?"
P3: Breaks out in song..."Oh baby youuu, you got a diseeaase...and you say its just a rash, but its all up in your a**. Ohhh baby youuu...!!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Kentucky Road Rash

When two lesbians are scissoring and one of the lesbians shin grazes the other’s butthole and it happens to be a little dirty. The result is a poop stain on the shin.

Larissa was amazed that Savannah gave her Kentucky Road Rash.

by C Rob80 November 10, 2025

Desert rash

A broad term for when a patch of your skin is dry and irritated but you don't know why/what it is

"What is this red patch on my leg?" "Desert rash."

by Vcats December 17, 2025

Cactus Rash

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.

"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"

by heck_rw August 2, 2018

feel my rash

something your teacher might scream at you if you make them angry.

me: i don’t know the answer
teacher: FEEL MY RASH

by jesus’sme👹 November 23, 2021

scale rash

a boy that gets a rash from too much male dick in their ear

man i have a really bad scale rash from a couple nights ago

by just gotta September 5, 2017