Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

Quirky Queer

Someone who is quirky, queer, and has depression (also obsessed with The Owl House)

The Owl House has lots of Quirky Queers.

by QuirkyQueer April 20, 2022

queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

by dasschepas February 01, 2011

Sugar Queer

When a queer/GNC person provides financial support and gifts for a cis person

"Aw, you bought my dinner. You're my Sugar Queer."

by ineffably June 03, 2021

Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).

Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".

by Nipples Magee August 25, 2011

Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.

OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.

by Bonrg23 December 13, 2015

in queer street

English term meaning in financial difficulties.

from 'Brideshead Revisited,' Charles' father hearing his son talk about money, states that his son 'is in queer street.'

by andrew norris-north February 21, 2023