flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.

That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.

by Ginger S August 14, 2020

Purse Dogma

1. The irrefutable law that any woman with a purse dog is a pretentious, vapid cunt

If you brave the perils of Purse Dogma, you and your little dog are going to hell bitch

by PaulAllensCard August 15, 2020

Human Purse

That thing when you carry a midget under your arm and put the things you would normally put into you pockets into its mouth

Girrrrl you really need to ditch that rank ass Louis V and get yourself one of these fly Human Purses

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Man purse

The contraband and occasional cellphone storage compartment of a males anus, who is in jail or is facing immediate jail time.

Make sure to break the filters off your cigarettes before you put them in your man purse, that way you can fit more in it.

by MrSnatchSlayer November 4, 2020

Leaky Purse

A vagina with a bottle of alcohol hidden inside it.

I searched the girl before she entered the concert and found she had a leaky purse.

by DeLorean James September 12, 2017

Soggy purse

A wet looose deep cave of a vagina

Tried to leave. She trapped me in her soggy purse.. and now she's pregnant... again..

by Soggy purse September 23, 2017

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017