Leaky Purse

A vagina with a bottle of alcohol hidden inside it.

I searched the girl before she entered the concert and found she had a leaky purse.

by DeLorean James September 12, 2017

black and white purse

black and white purse: when a tall black girl who is depressed but rich is friends with a white short girl who has trauma past and is depressed their friendship is awkward and fun because they are both bisexual but one is more open about it.
they have sexual\dating tension and one loves hugs but the other is not so lovely about it a lot of people think they should date but they just see each other as friends.

omg her and she are like those black and white purses friends
yeah..we are def a black and white purse

by lily huij February 22, 2021

purse dump

When a female can not find something in her purse, then procedes to turn it over and dump all the contents out.

I lost my lip gloss in my purse, so i had to do a purse dump

by K-dub07 March 22, 2016

angry jungle purse

Euphemism for a full bushed vagina

Penny's angry jungle purse is a magical place; some say it holds the secrets of the universe

by Ninjedi69 May 1, 2019

Purse shake

All the loose weed that accumulates in the bottom of your purse

I don't get paid for another week so its knife hits and purse shake until then

by Nauvoodaughter April 5, 2023

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

dirt purse

The area in which contraband is stored, kept, or stashed, when one is about to become incarcerated.

Johnny, the cops are coming, stash the shit in your dirt purse!

by WarpedMind46563 July 31, 2017