Macho Pubes

Macho Pubes mean you have a huge ball fro. Your pubes will join with your chest hair than your head hair. don't believe me? Watch the movie Fur: an imaginary portrait.

Man my macho pubes are advancing.

by The One U Trust September 23, 2011

White pubes

White pubes is about 20 minutes after you cum when your pubes get hard and they turn white, usually looks like lice, no girl wants to see white pubes

Sam I’m not sucking your dick you have white pubes

by Monica😉 October 22, 2019

Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.

I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.

by ChefR January 20, 2021

Dust pubes

It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.

‘Remember when Connor put that Malteasers down his bellend?’ … ‘Man I do, but god, them dust pubes’

by Shyelf October 8, 2021

Pube monkey

When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.

"I did a pube monkey with your mum last night"

by Fortniteballz69 September 29, 2021

Pube Stash

A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis

Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick

by Wugar19 August 8, 2021

pube face

Someone who wants to grow a mustache but cant, so he glues his pubes to his face.

His mustache is frickin HUGE! It covers his entire face!!.... wait a minute.... Thats not a mustache at all!! It looks like more like a pube face

by DeuceBug April 1, 2009