a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017

Pesto Pubes

When a girl pisses and shits on your pubes, giving your pubes a nice pesto relish.

Jenifer gave me Pesto Pubes last night .

by Boner Forest February 20, 2018

vagina pubes

Hair that grows on your "danger area" and gets itchy

My vagina pubes were itchy last night

I just grew some vagina pubes

by Toiletbowlwithspice November 27, 2017

Boob Pubes

when a woman has pube like hairs on her breasts, like a hairy chest on a lady.

i got ready to go out, had a bath and shaved my boob pubes all off.

by greenskill September 20, 2014

greasy pubes

when one does not wash their curly haired pubes for more than 8 weeks

barney: ew did you see dominica yesterday
Sam: YEA her pubes where greasy ass fuck bruv
barney: ew dam she had greasy pubes

by suck me greasy ass pubes babey June 16, 2017

Falling pubes

hairs that fall out of the air that have crabs on them

Ron: Hey Look a bunch of falling pubes!

by SaintRow for life October 31, 2017

Pube Eater

One who eats another's pubic hairs.

Joe was having sex with Frank all night! He ate his pubes. What a Pube Eater!

by Ricky B May 13, 2005