Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016

Dense Protaganist Syndrone

When a person has people falling in love with them but they are unable to understand the affect that they have on them and cause them a lot of anger for not loving them back.

Girl 1: "Why won't that guy just notice how much I care for him"
Girl 2: "He definetly has Dense Protaganist Syndrone then if he can't notice you"

by JCWormwoodHeart December 16, 2016

Man pretzel

A large penis in tighty whities.

Did you see that guys man pretzel when he took off his shorts in the locker room?

by Mr.dizzle August 13, 2017

My Pretzel

One of your closest friends. Someone you’d never leave even if you had a massive fight.

I thought you had a fight with her?
Yeh but she’s my pretzel.

by Mr Urban March 1, 2019

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019

nebraskan pretzel rod

The act of eating lots of corn before shitting and smearing it on your dick making look like a pretzel rod and fucking a girl

“Yesterday I was preparing to do the Nebraskan pretzel rod on my girlfriend”

by Slender Nugga October 18, 2019

Etzel Pretzel

When you have a brother with Tourette’s

Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel

by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020