Duel Score Processor

A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."

Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*

by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011

Professional scalper

A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink

Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Professor

1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.

2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.

Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?

Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.

...

Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?

Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?

by im so damn bored June 3, 2011

the professor

Street Balla from the And1 Mixtape Tour.

The professor just crosses a whole buncha cats and jaded them all.

by hitokiri October 4, 2003

bessemer process

when you put your nose in someones ass and sniff shit and snort it out of your nose.

Yo will you bessemer process me..?

by dannii_htk November 27, 2007

Professional

"Going Professional" is slang common in stoner circles where everyone sharing a bowl use their own lighters.

"Grab your lighter, we're going professional"

by danimal44 May 6, 2010

professor x

A member of the hip hop group, X Clan

Professor X raps with X Clan.

by Craig April 8, 2005