Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 11, 2022

private school syndrome

an illness affecting millions around the world, with symptoms such as stuck-up behaviour, entitlement, superiority complex, and a narcissistic personality as a result of always getting their way, not providing for themselves/using daddy’s money, and/or rebellion and thinking that everything revolves around them. no consideration to people around them and in half of the cases massive conservatives/tories.

“did you hear that girl who smashed up her new birthday car because it wasn’t blue but black?”
“she goes to the private school down the road, you can tell she has private school syndrome.”

by pavanc October 26, 2022

private island time

Phrase first used by Anchor Island Coffee in Kansas City, MO to describe the daily ceremony of marijuana self medication

A: Are you available tonight?
B: No, I'll be on private island time
A: Nice, Enjoy!

by 32whiskey January 29, 2023

Priestexx

A version of a priest or priestess alined to a non binary gender identity such as enbies, agenderd people, xenogenderd people, degendered, demiboy, demigirl, or many more.

"I recently was ordained as my coven's Priestexx of the goddess Brigitte" they told my.

by Last Tarrasque February 10, 2023

Private bowl

What one smokes when they are all alone.

"Hey man, I'm going to go hit a private bowl in the shower. Later dude"

by YodaGamingUK December 8, 2022

private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.

Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.

by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023

private

a discord server where the owner grooms people who is 6-7 years younger than themselves.

omg i just got groomed by Courtney in private

by ToriGotGroomed August 28, 2023