potaint 

This refers to the soft and sensitive part of a potato

The potato screamed when I kicked it in the potaint

potaint by TBerrium March 19, 2018

Potassium

Means Okay. from OK-->K-->K being the chemical symbol for Potassium

bob: Going to work now
bill: Potassium

Potassium by masteroffire August 19, 2013

Couch potato 

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"

Couch potato by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

i'm a potato

Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.

You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:

"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"

i'm a potato by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013

Potato Pump 

When you take a potato and peel it into a phallus. The potato can then be used as a sex toy. Different variations include a horse-shoe shape that can be used for double penetration. After use the potato can boiled and eaten.

Person 1: I heard that ranga plays with his food if you know what I mean...

Person 2: Yea I heard they like to do the potato pump.

Potato Pump by Mr . Angry June 6, 2009

potatis

A potatis is a swedish word, meaning that you are completely useless. Originally the word translated to potatoe in English, but that meaning has been lost.

You are such a potatis, failing to throw a granade properly without killing your friends.

potatis by The iron fist of fury February 4, 2018

Potatism 

Someone being a potato and fighting for the rights of potatoes.

Potatism is fighting for the rights ot potatoes.

Potatism by Helsington October 12, 2018