Pottle

(n). Weaponized feces, usually with a liquid texture.

I've heard of gorillas throwing turds at their rivals, but that librarian lifted her skirt and straight-up sprayed pottle in the eyes of that noisy, little, unfortunate, boy.

by Tijuana tradewind August 14, 2023

pistle

pussy whistle

damn man, i made that bitch "pistle"

by bobhegway August 17, 2024

Postie

A derogatory term for someone born post-9/11. Mainly attributed to American members of Gen Z and Gen Alpha.

What would you even know about it? You're a damn postie.

by Madison W September 10, 2023

poster

A big decorated piece of paper used for school projects, etc.

This poster is a big work of art.

by elaboratescanner04 October 8, 2023

postale

1. refreshing, new and fresh.
2. cool, moderately impressive. better than regular, but short of mind-boggling.

1. that is a bold, postale take on the gender rights debate.
2. hats look postale on you, rick.

by maggimiser December 25, 2023

Posted up

To pose against something in a sexually enticing or slutty way usually showing the back side. Like a comfy lean presenting one's ass.

Damn he's really just posted up with all that cake.

by Couldnt be anonymous November 8, 2023

Postie-wank

The act of positioning oneself indoors by a letterbox and masturbating whilst waiting for a postie to deliver mail. The timing must be so immaculate, that ejaculation should occur as the postie’s hand enters the letterbox. To complete the process, the phrase “special delivery” should be exclaimed when semen strikes the unsuspecting Royal Mail officer.

Had a perfect postie-wank yesterday. Keeping that spreadsheet of my average post delivery times really paid off and I got him right on the thumb.

by You’ve got mail November 12, 2023