Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
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Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.
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Jessica: Look, I know that you like using men like tissues, but you are thirty-freaking-three now. I really think you ought to settle down. Find a man who can tame you.
Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.
Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.
Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.
Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.
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Dude! You know Hakeem, that black/Mexican kid? He's such a Paperback!! He reads like five books a day!
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It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."
The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.
It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."
The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.
It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
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Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."
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