pew poot

something you take in the bathroom

Please take a pew poot pot

by gatorworks December 22, 2013

Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

poot

A really disappointing cum shot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.

by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020

Poot

A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.

Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective

by Jptn December 6, 2017

Ka-poot

When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.

“I had a ka-poot!”

“I was walking and I thought I had to fart, but it was only a ka-poot.”

by DakotaScottMoore March 29, 2022

poots boot

A person who is a party pooper, or just has no motivation.

Hey bitch, you act like a real poots boot when your on the rag.

by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010