teeny poon

illegal teenage jailbait poontang

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Poon Pants

A term for a woman's loose short-shorts, giving a clear view of the poon, or vagina.

Dude A:

yo dude, check out that chick's vag.
Dude B:
yeah man, with those Poon Pants, u can totally see her lady business.

by Bnjmn07 January 10, 2010

poon swoon

one who swoons in for the poon. VAGINA!!!!

john went for a poon swoon friday night at the roller rink.

by eric biagi December 8, 2006

poon

Somebody who licks bicycle seats

Stop pooning around dude

by Stead January 11, 2009

poon

a thing that you primarily fuck alot in when you need some poon you are either really excited or you are horny and want to get some poon then pay a bitch up but that is alot of money so that is why us men theese days just get girl friend and hit it and quit it or just booty call!=)

fuck man I need some free poon go get that girl over there she looks easy shit!

by turtlebird December 11, 2006

poon-tangler

noun
1.someone who gets in the way of you getting poon.
2.someone who steals your poon from you.

synonyms: cock-block
antonyms: wingman.

I was about to hit it with Maria but Johnny told her that I had crabs and now she won't come close to me!. He's such a poon-tangler.

by Cpt. Broseph Funk January 12, 2008

Poon Saloon

A titty joint that is full nudity.

He picked up his coke whore at the local poon saloon.

by Marx And Engels April 4, 2006