Political gloating

When you keep posting pictures or commenting about the winning candidate who you happened to vote for in an election. The reverse of political whining.

He keeps posting about his candidate winning. So tired of the political gloating. They won, it's done, get on w/ life.

by PhantomLover007 November 7, 2012

Politically Jumped

When a group of the opposing political spectrum initiate in bashing your views.

Person:I believe in universal basic income

Group: nope that’s dumb

Group: high fives brochacho
Person: did I just get politically jumped ?

by Furrio August 16, 2020

Political Prostitute

One who's beliefs align with one political party but sell out and votes for another party based on the sole reason of "they won't win"

Look over there Jimmy. That guy is a political prostitute because he sold himself out and voted for another party he didn't agree with just because he thought they could win.

by Cjmar December 27, 2020

Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.

"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018

Political Predator

An individual in a position of unelected power who wields this position to indoctrinate unsuspecting individuals for political purposes outside the positions original purpose.

That teacher is a political predator he indoctrinated my friend into joining a violent movement

by JakesTheMan September 3, 2021

In polite society

Exactly what it means, I.e. being in the company of, or surrounded by, people who know what decorum and social rules are.

Being in polite society is wetter than an otters pocket if the people in said polite society don't follow their own decorum and social rules.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

germ-polite

Being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. Nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else's hand. Neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. Nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.

Crikey - I hate going to eat at that person's house - it's not germ-polite. They let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. And no I am not a paranoid-android I just don't like people sharing their germs with me!

by mimbijones December 5, 2015