Cockaroni Pizza

N. A sexual innuendo referring to a nasty slice of penis, this innuendo is usually thrown at people while inside of a car inebriated. Also can be used to attract fat chicks in a house party, especially in Fort Collins

Me: Hey Shamoo Sally, you want some cockaroni pizza tonight?

Shamoo Sally: Not tonight, I'm feeling some high self esteem coming on.

Me: That's too bad, my buddy Andy and I were going to throw in a two for one special.

Shamoo Sally: Well in that case, I'll call some of my largely obese and highly depressed friends.

by Migrodamus October 16, 2009

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Pizza Dog

some one who eats pizza for practically every meal. often lets the pizza grease stay on the sides of his mouth. may have sauce between his teeth.

guy 1. " hey wanna go get some pizza ?"

guy 2." na im no pizza dog "

by mliro April 3, 2011

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Pizza fucker

Someone who literally has sex with pizza.

Gino: What the hell are you doing?!??!?
Khonjin: I'm jacking off with my pep-pep-pepperoni pizza
Gino: You god damn pizza fucker

by Gay_spag February 22, 2017

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Sofa Pizza

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.

While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.

by Sistergoldenhair May 11, 2009

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Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 22, 2006

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Pizza Theory

A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.

Guy 1: How was it?

Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.

by Goingreen April 27, 2009

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