Pizza Angel

Not to be mistaken for a mere emissary, the pizza angel bestows the prodigal pie onto us, thus restoring peace to our maws and souls.

Pizza angel: "O.K., I've got one large pepperoni with a free garlic bread and--"
Resident: "Oh bless thine eyes noble angel of pastry and sauce!"
Pizza angel: "er, Whatever. That'll be 9.99$"

by Beepus July 19, 2007

Pizza Envy

In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, the phenomenon which occurs when you and your friends each select your own favorite toppings while ordering pizza, yet everyone else ends up eating the masterpiece that you created.

Steve was the victim of pizza envy when his friends devoured his barbeque chicken pizza, leaving him to either 1) eat the inferior sardine-and-jalapeno pizza which his friends insisted on ordering or 2) go hungry.

by Even Steve February 9, 2010

pizza that ass

Popular porn video by the best Riley Reid, turned into a popular meme and word play on piece of that ass. Generally meaning, you gon smash that ass.

Virgin: Hey dudette! Did you watch "Pizza That Ass" last night on Rub Hub, that was some strong shit.
Chad: Yeah! I was in the video smashin you fucking NERD! I'm gon take your mom, I want Pizza That Ass

by dabigmoist August 19, 2017

pizza

a heavenly food which originated from Italy original pizzas never had tomatoes due to the fact the fruit was considered poisonous being closely related to nightshade and was eaten out of desperation by the poor which was found out not to be deadly

hey lets go get some pizza .

by manic panic 2 May 30, 2018

Chinese Pizza

Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.

http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.

employee: Whuh?

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)

Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!

by altonb1 December 21, 2008

pizza boobs

Round flat breasts reminiscent of a large cheese pizza with a pepperoni in the middle.

also

Round flat breast with multiple nipples.

Domino's is having a pizza boobs special, "two for tuesdays!"
My friend had pizza boobs and when she lactated it just went EVERYWHERE!
Check out my pizza boob implants, they were $12 for a large.
God my "hooters" are pie like.
NO! You can't have a slice of my pizza boobs.....ok fine.

by Caitlin Raftery July 2, 2006

Chicago Style Pizza

The finest, most delicious and awesome Pizza ever to come out of an oven. Chicago-style pizza is a deep-dish pizza style developed in Chicago by the first Italian immigrants (other things developed by the same people were the mafia and the wifebeater). True Chicago-style pizza features a buttery crust (which can only be made here cuz of the water), ample amounts of cheese and chunky tomato sauce. The top producers of this pizza are:
Lou Malnatti's
Giordano's
Gino's East
Uno & Due
Bacino's
Rannalli's
Ricobene's

Some people might say that they like NY stlye Pizza better. But only to know for yourself is to actually go both places and eat pizza there. Going to the "chicago-style" and "New-York-Style" pizzerias in your lil bumkin town and comparing the 2 doesn't actually count.

(Chicago also has many pizzerias serving thin-crust pizzas for some of you pussies who can't handle the truth, some of which are in a style unique to the Windy City, but as a term Chicago-style pizza generally refers to deep-dish styles.

The first thing I do when I hit Chicago is get some pussy, Then get some Chicago Style Pizza!!

by FaZiLLaH June 19, 2008