phone ring analysis

when you call someone and they don't answer so you count the number of rings to tell if theyre either ignoring you, have their phone turned off, or if they just didnt get to their phone in time

no rings and goes straight to voicemail means theyre phone is turned off when you called.

5 or 6 rings means they just couldnt get to their phone

anything less than 3 rings means they looked at their caller id and chose to ignore

She's still mad at me because i used a phone ring analysis after i called her and it rang only once so she ignored my call

by hardhitr3 August 11, 2009

phone monkey

I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.

Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"

phone monkey "It'll be about two days."

Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"

by Timmeh606 December 2, 2007

cell-phone fuck

a person who constantly whips out a cell phone to check if someone has called them

This act takes place at least once every 5 minutes

Also a person who takes out a cell phone to repeatedly open and close it in an annoying manner

Almost every male in our school is a cell-phone fuck. Always checking to see if some skank has called them

by Robert Williamson February 18, 2006

phone jockey

A person whose job is to answer calls from customers of a small- to large-sized company, usually from within a large contact center (aka call center). They are teathered to a their desk all day via phone headset, and yelled at countless times for things that aren't their fault; because of this, phone jockeys usually hate their jobs. Unfortunately for a jockey, they are are paid well enough that they keep working in the field until they completely burn out, and hate everyone.

I called my power company today, and the phone jockey on the other end was a real jerk.

by Mike Dub July 21, 2008

My phone's dying

1. When you're on the phone and you really just want to get off and you say: "My phone is dying, gotta let you go".

2. When the girl you laid on Thursday calls you on Saturday to "see how you're doing" and talks your ear off, you say: "My phone is dying, gotta let you go".

3. My phone didnt really die, I was just done talking to
you.

Girl: "So I met up with Cindy on Saturday, I had not seen her since college. I think she's gained a little bit of weight since then..."

Guy: "Hey great to know you met up with Cindy. My phone's dying I gotta let you go."

Guy afterwards: calls the girl that he met on Friday.

by labaut July 1, 2009

Dead Phone Syndrome

noun: When you call people, but none pick up, as if simulatenously all telecommunication services are disabled.
Can stretch over the course of an hour to over a day.

Jerry: I tried to call Melissa yesterday, she did not pick up. But as I was bored I decided to call Phillipp, Josef, Sandra, Yvonne and even my mother, but apparently today was dead phone syndrome!

Tom: I have that as well occassionally, ... but hey, you didn't try to call me!

Jerry: ...

by TheDefinitioner90 October 22, 2010

Pimp Phone

A disposable cell phone that is used subversively.

Dude answers his cell phone: "Hello?"

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yo, come get down on this apple crisp that my Boo made."

Dude says: "Oh it’s my boy!!! I totally didn’t recognize yer number."

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Yeah. This is my Pimp Phone, my other phone got jacked at the club last nite."

Dude says: "Word, I’ll erase this number from my call log for your safety sake."

Guy with Pimp Phone says: "Word." Then hangs up.

by Spike Emerson September 14, 2011