pitysitting

Pitysitting defines staying with another as he/she struggles through a bad experience, per se, a breakup.

"Tonight I'll be pitysitting James at my place; that breakup did a number on him."

by Singingjacobus December 3, 2009

pityvite

When you give someone an invitation to an event more out of pity than for any other reason.

Tanya found out that I took Nikki to lunch today, so next week I think I'm going to have to throw her a pityvite.

by Tee-Liscious December 16, 2009

Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010

pitypat

-Beautiful, but they never admit it. They are very vulnerable, and they fall into peer-pressure often. Sweet, but they can be mean if provoked. Most tend to fall in love with the wrong people, and are very flirtatious. Their laughs are amazing, and they give great hugs.

pitypat.is.the.best

by cassie22 May 26, 2012

pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

pity sext

Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.

Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.

Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.

So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further

by A. Siren January 28, 2014