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phantom-poof

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.
After letting out some gas, Jim phantom-poofed into Jon's face.
by Dan Haber December 3, 2005
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phantomware

A hyped product that is delayed, never released, and costs the company and its investors millions of dollars. It is derived from vaporware.
The Phantom game console is just phantomware.
by T_S June 3, 2006
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Phantom Parking

A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.
Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"

Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"
by bguiou November 4, 2010
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The Phantom Menace

A threesome involving three men. Often two of which are in a relationship, hence the third party is the 'Phantom Menace' of the encounter.
'Hey Karl, me and Jonny are feeling adventurous tonight, fancy being the Phantom Menace?' Asked Frank.

Karl solemnly agreed.
by Quanks November 1, 2012
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Phantom tax

A phrase popularized by a tiktok soundbite that aims to convince the general audience that gen z lingo is foreign and incomprehensible. The term itself has no other origin or purpose. Similar to other terms such as "skibiddy"
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, you're so skibiddy, you're so Phantom tax.

Friend A: bro, gen z has some wild slang I don't understand any of it, wtf is Phantom tax?

Friend B: idk bro probably just some shit they made up to make us feel old.

Friend A: oh that's annoying.
by 9433 October 8, 2023
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the phantom

n. A sudden, usually unnoticeable, expulsion of feces from one's anus, similar in quality to diarrhea. Black in color and containing no solid matter whatsoever, the phantom leaves a burning sensation inside the subject after it has run its course. It can most often be mistaken for urination by those nearby, but the foul odor and seemingly infinite wipe-time are clear signs.

v. to phantom - To disharge feces in the form of the phantom.
"I ate a chicken bowl this morning, and an hour later I had the phantom."

"I was graced by the phantom's presence in my chambers this morning. Looks like it's laundry day for me."

"I phantomed when I got home, that was just too much hot sauce."
by C Dizzle September 27, 2005
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phantom

A word commonly used in place of the word "fathom" by people who either don't know the difference or are simply ignorant. It is not the correct use of the word, as a phantom is a ghost and a fathom is a measure of nautical miles (so it is used as a verb when you cannot comprehend or "get to the bottom of" something); "phantom" is a noun, not a verb.
Dude1: Did you hear? Lindsay totally stood Quentin up yesterday!
Dude2: Really? Aw, I just can't phantom how someone could do that!
Dude1: Uh.... you mean fathom?
Dude2: What?
Dude1: *facepalm*
by Watashi Wo Korosu Kudasai January 15, 2010
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