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Pedo Menu

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.
You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.
by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009
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Gay pedo

An attractive or creepy older gentleman 18+ who sexually assaults, rapes, touched a little boy for his own pleasure.
I am a gay pedo and I rape little boys.
by Pedoman February 16, 2019
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Pedocartaphobia

The fear of having the back of your ankle hit by a shopping cart.

Symptoms include an uncomfortable aching in your conscience when closely in front of a shopping cart.

Most likely caused by a previous experience.
Steven could not walk in front of the shopping cart because he has pedocartaphobia.
by tishaface March 29, 2009
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Paddock

The place to be. A place wherein a massive amount of awesomeness, sexuality, attractiveness and intelligence join together to create a place where everyone wants to be.
"The paddock is my favourite place. Everyone should go there"

"the paddock is my favourite place in the world."
by bano11 May 1, 2010
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pedo-phil

Phil is a bad pedo-phil
by sdasdacadasdas December 3, 2018
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Pedo Pete

The local pedo. He likes children. Thereโ€™s not much more to it.
Matt: Wow, pedo pete over there is lookin for another minor.

Kyle: *๐’”๐’Š๐’ˆ๐’‰* indeed. Better not be captain Russiaโ€™s kids.
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panto-pedo

A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.
Dave looks like the child-catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He's such a panto-pedo!
by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009
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