Mike Patton

Mike Patton was the vocalist for Mr. Bungle before they stopped making music. He now is the singer for Faith No More. Patton also provided the voice of The Darkness in the video game... The Darkness.

Mike Patton manifests himself in two tentacles that come out of Jackie's shoulders and eat the faces off of people.

by zomgzhaxed November 12, 2007

patroned

Another word for pwned (owned).

"Yo momma so fat, her blood type is ragu!"
"OOoOOOO, patroned!"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

potion

An over-priced beauty concoction that promises to do wonders for one's complexion, wrinkles, etc.

After I went to the spa and had multiple potions applied to my face, I looked 10 times younger.

by mouchoux September 26, 2010

Patiogasm

Feelings of physical contentment, palpitations & throbbing of the genitalia, tingling of toes and lips, giggling while On The Patio.

Capable of mutiple patiogasms.

by M Carpenter October 24, 2004

Patio Night

When friends or a group of people decide to sit on a patio and have a relaxed night, couple of drinks, and enjoy the weather.

Lindsey and Dara decided to do Patio Night tonight as an attempt at doing something new, unfortunately, they ended up at a club and the relaxation/Patio Night was ruined.

by OOC Vinings Girl June 10, 2010

Patience In Purgatory

1. Having the ability to wait without getting frusterated whilst being in Purgatory.

2. Group of five who are metal as fuck and are really good at it.

Did you go to the Patience in Purgatory show last night? It was siiiiick!

by habanero1234 October 21, 2010

medical patient

A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.

Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.

Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!

Me: For sure. Who's got bud?

Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!

Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.

Javi: I'll hit up Willy.

Me: Nah, too many lungs.....

by Alvarex March 25, 2011