by Tjs928 August 18, 2019
A place that has 70% Marines 20% crack heads and 10% civilians in which everywhere within a 1 mile radius has a barber shop at every turn. While on base if you don’t smell the winds of shit from lake bandini going all across base are you really in twentynine? Doing a CFT at del Val while breathing in the freedom of shit water is a must. Oh I can’t forget to mention that the POWER GOES OUT almost every day and will turn on 5 or 6 times for 30 seconds just to mess with you. I mean come on even on thanksgiving the power stayed out all day. I’m not even gonna get into the dependas cheating left and right. If you know you know. If you ever end up here god speed brother.
Jodi: hey man I just got my orders to TWENTYNINE PALMS (29)
Me: LMAO welcome to the shit nest shit bird
Jodi: why do you say that
Me: once you smell the winds of shit you’ll know
Me: LMAO welcome to the shit nest shit bird
Jodi: why do you say that
Me: once you smell the winds of shit you’ll know
by Shitbirds October 26, 2020
by Intelligence001 June 14, 2016
When a girl is giving you head. And she goes down deep.. you hold her head down and fart so hard that is causes her hair to fly up.
by angry inch August 15, 2019
n.
A coastal city in southern Florida where everything costs way more than it is actually worth. Take, for example, a simple hamburger: $12. It is a strange city, where on one side of the street you have $4 million homes, but on the other side, you have families that are on welfare. The city is mostly populated by 50 yr old yuppesters dating 20 yr old women. Also contains quite a few emo kids and preps. This is an expensive mecca where you can blow your live savings on a single store. Nothing good to do around here, except to smoke weed or blow you goddamn head off. Yet, it is fun to make fun of the metrosexuals we have. Them and their queer pink shirt...I just need a gun to cure those bastards..
A coastal city in southern Florida where everything costs way more than it is actually worth. Take, for example, a simple hamburger: $12. It is a strange city, where on one side of the street you have $4 million homes, but on the other side, you have families that are on welfare. The city is mostly populated by 50 yr old yuppesters dating 20 yr old women. Also contains quite a few emo kids and preps. This is an expensive mecca where you can blow your live savings on a single store. Nothing good to do around here, except to smoke weed or blow you goddamn head off. Yet, it is fun to make fun of the metrosexuals we have. Them and their queer pink shirt...I just need a gun to cure those bastards..
I live in West Palm Beach, please kill me...
by Desertfox January 24, 2006
Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"
Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
by Joe24Pack February 10, 2010
1. A really NORMAL place to live.
2. A place that mental people rat about hamburger and ice cream prices on on urban dictionary
2. A place that mental people rat about hamburger and ice cream prices on on urban dictionary
1. I live in West Palm Beach, and i dont know anyone who has gotten shot, murdered, or raped.
2. Some City Ice Cream Vendor: 1.59 per ice cream!
West Palm Ice Cream Vendor; 1.60 per ice cream!
Idiot; OMFG, WEST PALM BEACH IS SO HORRIBLE!
2. Some City Ice Cream Vendor: 1.59 per ice cream!
West Palm Ice Cream Vendor; 1.60 per ice cream!
Idiot; OMFG, WEST PALM BEACH IS SO HORRIBLE!
by bobby brown! April 12, 2007