Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

by manatee dog March 31, 2011

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back pain

1) common old whore wound

2) easy excuse for men to not do work

1) My back pain didn't start until I started dating Johnny.

2) I can't do the dishes tonight, honey, I have back pain.

by quitethedarling June 28, 2013

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pain in the ass

See: girls

Sara used to be cute, then she became a real pain in the ass.

by Nefilim April 07, 2004

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Pain-gasm

A woman achieving an orgasm solely through the use of sand paper condoms

Travis; I gave this girl a pain-gasm last night
Ben; really? Nice, where did you the the sandpaper condoms
Sam; he got them from me, I know a guy

by Dr travis11 July 10, 2009

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Facebook pain

Facebook pain (or Status Infliction) occurs when a 'friend' or ex-partner you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover.

Some examples of Facebook pain:

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight
- 2 hours! A new personal best ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever :p
- Moving in with my girl
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly together
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms

by OneUnintended November 09, 2011

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