Peanut butter and smelly 

A really foul fart.

"Dude, do you have the farts or something? Keep it under the covers, I don't want a peanut butter and smelly."

Peanut butter and smelly by The Pz Kid November 13, 2011

Peanut butter tongue

a dog who is always flicking its tongue like it is trying to lick peanut butter off a pussy

Giselle: Your dog looks like it has peanut butter tongue.

Bula: Yeah I havent had a man around for a while and Rocky loves peanut butter

Peanut butter tongue by Colon Oscapy September 13, 2009

Peanut Buttered My Classes 

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".

Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy

Peanut Buttered My Classes by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011

Peanut Butter Hot 

1) Someone or something that is so hot, it makes you unable to talk or walk.

Alternate pronunciation: peanut buttuh hot (Northeast).

Oh my god, did you see the new girl in school? She is peanut buttuh hot!!

After I wax my car, I remember how peanut butter hot I thought it was when I bought it

Peanut Butter Hot by DSlim2 January 14, 2012

peanut blossom 

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.

"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."

peanut blossom by yom torke December 10, 2013

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)

To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

Peanut Butter Hand-Shake by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015

peanut fairy 

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

peanut fairy by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015