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sweep scale

A scale used to define how retchingly bad a web site is to an unsuspecting web user.
Measured on a scale of 1 to 10.
1 is basic hentai
2-5 are of minor disgustance, eg. Nasty BDSM, Hot wax, etc.
6 is Tubgirl or similar grossness
8 is Goatse, Meatspin or similar grossness
9 is Lemonparty (only one given a 9 so far
No site has so far been rated a 10
"That site must be a 9 on the sweep scale, im scarred for life"
by 4bs December 21, 2007
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Pooner Scale

A scale used to determine how many harpoons it will take to bring down women of various sizes.
"Brad, that chick you banged last night was a two pooner." "No Rob she was definitely a three on the Pooner Scale!"
by Brad Thomas November 8, 2007
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Wrecked'em Scale

The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.
George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.
by R. Lemon March 11, 2008
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Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.
Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*
by McDanger February 7, 2009
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Hough Scale

Hough Scale (Huff) is commonly used to rate women by personality and looks. The scale rating is rated by numbers from 1 to 10, one being the lowest and ten being the highest.

The scale has been approved by several men for its harshness on women. Also achieving the number ten is quite difficult because by all means you need to be "perfect".
Bob: "That bitch I fucked last night... was definitely a high 7!" Dan: "Give me a break Bob, that bitch was definitely a 3! She looked like fucking Brian Urlacher for the Bears!"

Alex: "Damn... she definitely a 8." Kyle: "I would say 9 man..." Alex: "Naw, her legs are little fat plus her tits aren't that big."

Kyle: "So... Hough you want to go in there and rate all the women at this party?" Hough: " Dude all these bitches are lower than 6."

John-Mark: "Dude, the Hough Scale has helped me out so much."

Lee: "So what would be my girl on the Hough scale?"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: "Yeah"
Hough: "You really want to know?"
Lee: " Yeah..."
Hough: "Ok!" "Well, I think she's a 4, I think she's white trash, she pisses in the guys sink, takes a shit next to us in the guys bathroom, and uses our showers."
Everyone: "Oh shit..."
Lee: " Ok...."
by Delta House May 8, 2008
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Asshole Scale

A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.
You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!
by ruk182 February 7, 2010
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The Alphonso Scale

A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!
Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!
by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008
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