custard slug

The crusty whitish yellow stain left in a girls knickers from natural discharge

The custard slugs left in that girls knickers were so thick you could crack them over your knee.

by Firefan October 27, 2020

luxury custard

Spunk, gism, sperm

How would you like some of my luxury custard?

by G-Star December 24, 2016

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

Custard Botty

When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.

I slept with that young salesman and he walked around with a custard botty for a whole day.

by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017

custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.

"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali

by Rick Rollin April 30, 2008

clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.

Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.

by Strodum June 13, 2020

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016