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Custard Botty

When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.
I slept with that young salesman and he walked around with a custard botty for a whole day.
by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017
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Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web
You're dads in my Custard Tree
by The custardodian March 16, 2012
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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General Custard

You call a person a General Custard who is seemingly smart and talented yet deceptively incompetent.
by PseudonymHorton July 22, 2024
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luxury custard

How would you like some of my luxury custard?
by G-Star December 24, 2016
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bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate
“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”
by sis did May 2, 2020
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Custard cock

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick
by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024
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