Custard Botty

When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.

I slept with that young salesman and he walked around with a custard botty for a whole day.

by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017

clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.

Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.

by Strodum June 13, 2020

custard rocket

What comes out of 130" of pain.

"Scott shot a huge custard rocket the other day all over me" -Kali

by Rick Rollin April 30, 2008

Custard Tree

Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out

A.K.A Custard Web

You're dads in my Custard Tree

by The custardodian March 16, 2012

Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.

My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.

by Bbq man June 16, 2016

Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.

I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.

by Coins May 12, 2009

Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.

"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"

by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019