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Dave The Sesh Lord

Dave the sesh lord will destroy memeulous
by Davetheseshlord April 13, 2021
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Sesh H.Q.

The headquarters of Sesh, which is located in Bristol UK, and is run and maintained by the core of the never ending sesh crew. Sesh HQ is where all the never ending sesh action happens on a 24-7 basis, ie dirty Turkeys , hooners, the seshipe, pints of rish-rouge, nitrous oxide balloons, butane huffing, glue sniffing, and anything else that gets you monged. HQ is full of seshlords, cheeky little sauce bottles, naughty little numbers, blasting 24-7 arse mother fuckers, and inspirational human beings. Eating, sleeping, water, sesh non-enthusiasts, mine sweeping, camping and opening the blinds are all banned, all the house plants are dead, and the music runs 24-7 like a motherfucker, with top notch bangers blasting out relentlessly. The neighbours keep complaining about a party that has been going on for more than 3 years, with seshlords and absolute legends coming and going at all hours. HQ inspires and gives orders to sesh soldiers worldwide, who are fighting in the ongoing struggle to be constantly off their pickle. It also has the pioneers of the seshipe and other drug accumulation recipes living there and working hard on new sesh recipe material on a daily basis. Impeccable technique, high grade shit, accumulated sleep deprivation and verbal diarrhea are all major parts of the skill set required
to soldier at sesh HQ. I ❤️ the sesh.
Fresh orders just in from Sesh H.Q. All sesh non enthusiasts are to be treated as hostiles and are to be engaged on sight."
by Spiritualist June 27, 2021
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wack sesh

Adam's morning ritual in which he covers the wall of the shower with jizz. Is often found in between the toes of the next showerer (Jesse).
That wack sesh lasted 2 hours dawg!
by That one fuck May 17, 2010
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sesh

The process of excessive drug use of your choice with a small to medium group of friends, sometimes including sex, and people you don't even know. This usually occurs outside in a recreational park or a small, sweaty bedroom. The 'sesh' (short for session) usually ends when the sunrises, however can continue for as long as your body and jaw lets you.
Clarence: Yo what you doing tonight?

Lez: Not much g, think Mike is having a sesh round his tonight, you game?

Clarence: Yeh man, that's bless
by WINGWANG WONG February 21, 2021
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Seshed out

When you had a long sesh the night before
Tom was seshed out because of the sesh last night
by Seshed out June 11, 2017
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sesh

I'm really high, lets go sesh again
by getting high af June 4, 2015
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Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.
"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."
by Welsh Rump January 3, 2023
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