Fountain Pen

A pen used for serious mother fucking faggots

Hey Jack, can I borrow a fountain pen? (Implying he is a huge faggot)

by CripSlayer52 March 25, 2015

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Red Pen Police

People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.

-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --

Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*

by jazuuk November 07, 2012

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Red Pen Syndrome

The sufferers of this syndrome have an irrepressible urge to correct any and all grammar mistakes that come within their sight. At times this can be helpful, but at other times, it can be downright inappropriate and mean.

Jane: Hey! Take that apostrophe out of there!
Bob: What? Who are you?
Jane: I'm sorry, I have Red Pen Syndrome.

by Soundandfury August 13, 2008

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Norwegian Pen Pals

When someone receives a handjob from girl A, and another person receives a handjob from the same girl (girl A). They do not necessarily have to be at the same time.

Guy 1-"Yo dude did Dana give you a handjob?"

Guy 2-" Yeah man she did. Did she give you one?"

Guy 1-" Yeah bro she did. We are officially Norwegian Pen Pals!"

Guy 2-" Sick bro!"

by the kennedy April 25, 2010

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Ball pen (ballpen)

(Philippine English) A ball point pen. Any kind of pen is called ballpen not unless one has to be specific.

A quill can even be called a ballpen. Any kind of writing materials that uses ink are called and referred as ballpen out of convenience.

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May I borrow your ballpen?

Do you have an extra ballpen?

by Mr. Yoso June 28, 2012

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