Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012

Nonce Burger

A man or woman who enjoys taking photos of children and saving them on their computer.

Person1: Have you seen George today? He took photos of my son, John. I'm going to have words with him.

Person2: Yeah he's at home saving the pics. He's such a nonce burger.

by 1 and a 4 and a flabby potato November 21, 2011

Big Boned Nonce

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017

nocando

You want to so badly, but you just can't, or something prevents you from doing so.

He asked me to meet him in the orchard and make love, but I had to say nocando, I'm married.

by big d March 3, 2005

Nobcastle

the name of the town Newcastle upon Tyne , United Kindom

He's from Nobcastle upon Tyne ...

by Yorobi January 23, 2007

Strokey Nonce

Someone who doesn’t stop being a massive nonce

Corey Wigham? He’s a right fucking strokey nonce.

by NCP 123👏 October 22, 2018

nonads

Part of the Gonads that no longer exists due to unfortunate circumstances such as freezing cold water, blue balls, or being kicked in the groin.

"I'm Freezing my Nonads Off!"

by trinity-lea September 26, 2005