Nibber

Essentially dapper but in the facial region, having a nice face.

If you were to call people nibbers that would mean they're people with nice looking faces.

Person 1: That nibber has such a good looking face
Person 2: What you just said is like saying "So nobody wants death 'Cause nobody wants life to end"
Person 1: How so?
Person 2: You said the same thing twice tard

by burning ninja06 September 28, 2018

nobby

a stupid story with a pointless ending
or
ridiculous mistake.

Various nobbys-

"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."

"Do I see my eyes!!??"

"Pick that up, that's loitering!"

" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."

"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."

"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"

by Wagon December 28, 2005

nabber

someone who partakes in a butsex congaline

hes such a gay faggot...what a nabber

by hgljksaads February 28, 2007

Noble

One who acts selflessly to better the life of his child.

A noble Father, that despite a volatile break-up, pays child support consistently and aids his Ex even more so monetarily with-out hesitation, even though it is not appreciated. A noble Father who literally lives for his child, greatly anticipates the next time he will see his child and loves his child more than life itself. A noble Father who desires much more time and involvement in his child's life to properly parent in the way only a Father can, despite being restricted for no apparent reason other than to be controlled exclusively by his Ex.

by Stabbey October 28, 2010

nobble

Also means to kill something, usually in a funny way... if killing something can be funny?

Claire nobbled the goblin

by Goblin Nobbler's Friend June 8, 2004

Nobby

A mysterious creature, rarely seen. Can be likened to the Loch Ness monster, the dodo or big foot. Last seen frequenting the Royal Oak / Indian Nights. Was once a lad, now an unknown quantity .

Sorry lads, I would consider a drink but I'm going to be a Nobby

by Monkeytroll March 31, 2013

Nobby

A person that says something really stupid or obvious. Anyone in a group of people that stands out for a bad reason, is a nobby. Also can use the word *Norbert* in this case.

1st person: "Let's go surfing in that lake"
2nd Person: "Good one Nobby"

1st person: "Coming to that foam party tonight? Wear jeans, everyone else is"
2nd person: **Turns up in Trackies**
1st person: What the hell were you thinking Nobby?

by George Reynolds August 15, 2008