Bird’s Nest

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s hair while she’s sleeping. When she wakes up, her hair resembles a bird’s nest.
She passed out and Ben jerked off in her hair and gave her a bird’s nest !
by Big Ole Deborah May 07, 2021
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Bird’s Nest

A fucking pest. Also known as a BN.
He’s a right bird’s nest.

You’re such a bird’s nest!

There’s a load of BNs out today isn’t there?
by Mickymcdonnell August 04, 2022
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Shitting the Nest

A phase often experienced by late teens or young adults in the months and weeks before they leave home characterized by an increase in risk-taking, rule-breaking and disrespect and a decrease in GPA and emotional maturity. More politely known as "soiling the nest:"
Relative: "How's your son doing?" Parent: "I can't wait until he's off to college in August so he's been shitting the nest."
by Worn-Out Parent June 02, 2023
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Gearld Nest

A dick head who is desperate for attention. He used two girls for his sexual satisfaction at only 13 years old. He was also a bully in elementary school.
Girl - "Wow, Gearld Nest is such a dick. Why would anyone want to be with him?"
Boy - "I know, but I wouldn't treat you like that."
by personwhogoestokawameeh July 29, 2017
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Witches nest

A term used to describe a messy barnet. Similar to a birds nest, yet most likely to be said from a hot chick.
by Chadwick7 November 20, 2008
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lint nest

When a woman's nether region is so engulfed by pubic hair that her lover is required to remove and untangle it from her vaginal opening in order to perform any and all sex acts. hairy furry all natural
Last night I experience a lint nest for the first time. I was not disappointed.
by WhitePeopleNonsense May 16, 2017
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Spaghetti Nest Platter

The product of a long, time-consuming 3D print job that fails at some point between the time after you walk away from it and hours before you smell the melted failure hanging in the air and return to find a bed full of tangled, twisted, stringy plastic layers.
I had this print job that was going to take 9 hours. I set everything right, but at some point the printer got bumped and I came back to find a hot Spaghetti Nest Platter.
by PlayOnPlaya January 20, 2021
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