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Brown Mustache

After having a shit, use your fingers to wipe. Then use your fingers on someone's face to create a Mustache of shit. Obviously this is best done when the person is asleep. When the person wakes up they will initially have no idea where that nice smell is coming from.
"Let's give Paul a brown mustache while he's asleep"
by Al_Bundy November 29, 2007
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Mustache

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.
Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.
by Sipping Juice February 6, 2009
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Mustafa

Has a massive dick, strong,bruiding black man with aggressive power to burst female ovaries when he shows his sick, he's a god who will fuck anyone white cunt up, damn that guy is such a Mustafa!
Damn that guy is definetly a Mustafa!
by By A Hot Chick August 9, 2019
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Mustache

A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe. Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.
Person 1- Whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.
by Zoan June 2, 2013
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Mustang

People seem to think the mustang is slow, but when they get raped by the 400 hp cobra, they no longer think so. Especially with the ones that have gone 150,000 miles, and are still running strong
that cobra just raped my z28!
by Anti Mustang hater :p August 14, 2003
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mustache girl

girl with a mustache- usually an italian woman
damn his moms gota mustache
your grams got a mustache
by Boo February 19, 2005
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Mexican Mustache

The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.
Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.
by kylesrgnt June 30, 2010
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