by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
* Controversy
* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’
Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”
by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

by Comet! August 14, 2022

Q:Who was the first president of America?
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
A:Your Mum
Q:What is the 58th Pokemon in the Pokédex
A:Your Mum
by Your______________Mum March 2, 2018

when you’re overly nice and sweet to someone who likes you but you’re not interested in basically an easier way to friend zone someone
i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys
it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me
aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)
did he just get put in the mum zone
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys
it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me
aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)
did he just get put in the mum zone
by badd1€ March 16, 2021

by The man who has a chin March 8, 2022

by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019
