Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

muff box

1. muff box - a vagina.

"Dude, I totally touched her muff box."

by Roy April 2, 2005

musky muff

muff that has a pungent odor, synonymous with dumpster muff.

My Ex-Box had a musky muff; I nearly lost my dinner.

by Shawny April 16, 2007

Servelans Muff

An exclamation, a part of a fictional charactures body. To be used in response to outrageous comments in placfe of words like fuck off or yeah right!

Tony blair is a good priminister.... Servelans muff!
The french are ok....
servelans muff!

by strape November 26, 2006

Muff Cabage

Its a Jersey Thing

What does Muff Cabage mean?

Its a jersey thing

by maxwellsmack October 15, 2010

muff wagon

Muff Wagon orriginated when females decided to go "cruising" in their cars and search for guys. It is almost the opposite of a sausage fest; however, a sausage fest can occur at any place. A muff wagon is limited to a car full of dirty ho's who think they are hot, and do not keep their auzzie hair in order.

Hey dude, look at that muff wagon, its full of those crazy ho's we saw last night.

by Tink April 25, 2004

MUFF DIVER

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

by BF Deal July 31, 2009