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Martha Stewart Syndrome

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.
-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.
by drudad April 20, 2008
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Martella

Surname; derivative of the Italian/Jersey word for "hammer".

Martellas are recognized for their life skillz, intelligence, technical prowess, good looks, mainframe- operating proficiency, beast-mode abilities, and social expertise.

A penchant for sweet shit (esp. weaponry) is a common trait among the descendants of the Martella clan. Martellas prefer pizza- based food products, but occasionally will go out to eat for some dank Vietnamese.

Well known Martellas include the SUPERMARTELLABROTHERS (SMB): professional urban guerillas, street racers, and disc golfers, as well as lesser-known Vincent Martella, from Everybody Hates Chris.
there are no examples that can be put into writing that accurately describe the epicness of thinking about or just being in the presence of a Martella.
by magnificantmagnificant May 10, 2011
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wal mart shuffle

to buy a brand new ps3 from a videogame store and taking it to walmart, claiming you have no receipt, and then getting more money
dude i pulled a wal mart shuffle today
by newarkid May 21, 2007
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1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009
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marta

Marta is my awsum freind
by 5 April 4, 2003
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Wedding Marth

The character Marth, from Fire Emblem and the Super Smash Bros. series, specifically wearing his white outfit.
He's gonna kick your ass using wedding Marth. You can't win.
by Chaos_Dude July 18, 2006
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quicky mart

A 7-11 like market, where an ethnic man, perferebly arabian and indian, works. People stop there to get quick food, hence the name, quicky mart.
"Welcome to the Quicky Mart!"
"sup raul?"
by fronk February 23, 2008
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