moses husband

a very chill guy, people compare him to corpse husband because of his deep voice and how he doesn’t like revealing his personal details
he can be quite shy at times when meeting new people although eventually when he opens up to people he will become the best person you will ever meet <3

i simp for Moses husband

by humony February 7, 2021

mosenson

A program where councilors and staff pretend to give a shit about you so you do the army. “%0 alcohol and drug tolerance” Yet there are cocaine parties

Yo mosenson kids are fuckin crazy

by Cookie55 March 4, 2021

Moses

The most popular fiction novel.

Dude1: You know the author Moses?
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.

by KonstiDerKek177013 March 29, 2021

Moses

Use this word as a response when you encounter a question you want to dodge or can’t be bothered to answer.

“How’d you do that?”
“Moses”

by Abudora April 17, 2021

Moses

A hot boy who is sexy and good in bed, he also will fall in love with a girl named Gretchen.

Moses is a human.

by Sjxhisownxnxbwhjwnzzbsh May 20, 2021

mosestestestererer

The most of the most and the er of the er

Her: Damn I love you more

Him: HA HA I love you mosestestestererer

by Yessum boi June 4, 2021

Mosesy

Describing something that shares qualities with the character moses or something he did

The Australian wildfires were very Mosesy

The slaughtering of the babies was very Mosesy

by Quinnipi July 3, 2021