moose spread

a tasty delicious treat designed to bring out the flavor of moose, often eaten by Ukrainians who often put it on everything they intend to consume. Made out of the following: 4 giant mooses, dirty socks, artificial thickener, may contain traces of beaver.

"God DAMN that's good moose spread!" the Ukrainian said to his Amish neighbor

by numbah one amish skanksta July 21, 2006

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Moose Truck

A player or mob in the World of Warcraft that attacks for alot of damage.

Guy 1: Holy shit!!

Guy 2: What???

Guy 1: It just hit me for 6k!

Guy 2: That motherfucker hits like a Moose truck!

by Interimo August 22, 2007

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moose knuckle

Male version of a camel toe; nad splitter ; testicle wedgie.

Damn, did you see the moose knuckle on that old geezer? If his pants weren't hiked up to his armpits them nads would be dragging the dirt.

by ryder69 October 12, 2014

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moose porn

Moose performing sexually on camera for the viewing pleasures of mature moose audiences and probably you you know the guy looking up moose porn on the internet

Hey wanna watch moose porn?

by steel moose March 09, 2015

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MOOSE TRAP

An offside trap in the game of soccer, mainly in Fifa 11, in which the trap is resiliently formed. BUT, do not be mistaken, the trap can be placed anywhere and at anytime, even out of a soccer game.

Mina and the boys were caught in a moose trap on their way to Hanna's house.

by theeeeee boss July 14, 2011

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