pecker monger

one who sells peckers for a profit

John is a pecker monger

by Alexius November 6, 2003

Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged

by Karl/S September 21, 2008

Mongaloid

A circle person. A person who was born with the genetics that made them become a semi-circular blob.

That poor mongaloid, he's just lying there, all circular and stuff.

by dipdipgoose September 23, 2007

Ass monger

One who craves and obsesses about ass. They may even smell like ass...

Andy is stronger than any known gorilla and ass monger.

by Money September 7, 2003

gooch monger

also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.

"what now"(nathen) "why dont you go fuck your fellow gooch monger tyler."(Straight people)

by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006

monghead

a random word, used as an insult, with a meaning along the same lines as retard, but perhaps less harsh and serious

'you said that snow white was adams 'friend' in the garden of eden?'
'uh.. yeah..'
'you monghead!'

by BlinginMongHead January 7, 2005

soulless point monger

One who asks really stupid questions in AP Chemistry and gets on my nerves. AHHHHHHHH. Disgusting people. They sit there and discuss the functions of TI-89s and -83s and when the teach gives them a dumb look and a sarcastic answer they take him seriously, thinking he is trying to explain somethign to them. They think they deserve to go to Stanford or Harvard or Princeton when they really don't deserve to get into American Intercontinental online college. They don't understand that school is about learning and not about getting points. I mean who the hell gives out points in the real world. Honestly, when these people get a job and there boss says good job, they will look back with a dumbass grin and ask, "Would I have deserved an A." These people sicken me.

You soulless point monger. Get out of my sight.

"My TI-89 does integration"
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID POINT MONGER!!!!!"

by Die_Tasse February 9, 2005