wanker mobile

A regular car that has been modified in the attempt to make it look like a sports car. Often has windows darkened with black see through sticky back plastic, an exhaust you could put your head in and more often than not has a huge bass music system in it that requires a small powerstation to run.

Look at that chav in his clio wanker mobile

by Wonky December 14, 2008

spide-mobile

The oh-so-cool snazed up cheap car driven by 'norn iron's' rodent problem.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.

A favorite cry to be uttered from the spide-mobile is the infamous ~ "fookin' hippie!"

by cray October 31, 2005

Mexi Mobile

A small, piece of shit, car that mexicans cram 10 people into when really there is only supposed to be 4 people in there. Mexicans often do this so that way not all of them have to pay for a car.

Man look at that car with all those mexicans in it, that shit is Mexi Mobile right there!

by A.D.12 December 3, 2010

mobile veil jail

When one is forced to wear a burka veil, niqab part of the veil, chadri, purdah (face curtain) or other face covering by (1) social convention, (2) one's husband, (3) one's religion, one can be said to be in a mobile veil jail. Often those that wear the veil jail do so because of fear of reprisal or social ostracization or punishment. Since the person wearing the jail veil is generally allowed to move about in society only while wearing the veil it is thus a mobile veil jail. In some Islamic cultures the woman's face is considered "the most tempting part of her body, because what people look at most is the face" and is "awrah, aka intimate parts, which must be covered" as ordered by fatwa. The pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages belief that the woman's face is an intimate part of her body and can only be seen by her husband or family or woman friends, out of fear that any man that sees her will want to be tempted to rape her thus they jail her for her own protection in a twisted perversion of protecting her by encasing her in cloth coverings. Some women claim to voluntarily wear their mobile veil jails out of respecting their culture or religion or faith, however that just indicates that they are captives and as such are not free. In many western and even Islamic countries the mobile veil jail is not permitted in public in part to prevent the literal covering up of physical abuse by family members. Some ultra-orthodox Jewish women wear the burqa as a symbol of protecting chastity.

Oh look the women there are all sewn up in mobile veil jails which they likely don't have any choice about it for fear if they don't wear them they'll get beaten by their husbands or stoned to death; they think that they'll be pounced upon and raped by the first male to see them; wearing a mobile veil jail is like they are still living in the pre-medieval Bronze Dark Ages.

by pwvl October 9, 2010

boner mobile

A huge dick that you see driving around New York City. People often jump on it and hitch a ride. It is approximately 48 feet long and is very slippery. George Bush has been found riding it often.

Let's go to New York City so we can ride the boner mobile!

by my_load_owns January 21, 2009

Poser Mobile

A group of goofy white boyz who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.

White guy 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
White guy 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
White guy 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
White guys 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible white wigger rap.

by Mark755 December 28, 2005

Mobile Legends

LoL copycat, is played by toxic kids who thinks they are pro at moba games(they are not), very popular at indonesia

FUCKIN PAY 2 WIN GAME LIKE WTF ITS A MOBA

Toxic kid:"Wow im very pro at this game!"
Real Gamer:"What do you play?"
Toxic kid:"I play Mobile Legends"
Real Gamer: *gunfire sound*

by Emperana May 30, 2018