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Maddison Mitchell

Maddi is the grooviest, coolest, wooliest and swaggy raggy person you will ever meet ever in your life. She is super based and you should always trust her opinions because she is always right. If anyone is ever disagrees with Maddi they are wrong no matter what it's about >:(
"Yo did you see Maddison Mitchell over there haw haw"
"uh stfu Darren, Maddi is amazing"
"I wasn't making fun of her, I'm trying to rizz her up"
by P R N C S S L H G June 8, 2023
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Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.
I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching
by sneaking man June 12, 2023
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pulling a mitchell

When you do a project for a foreign language class the morning it is due and don't prepare the speaking part at all but still get an A on it.
I pulled a mitchell on that French project that I presented today. I can't believe it worked!

How often do you pull a Mitchell?

I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!
by Tea Quiblaugh January 14, 2015
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The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.
I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.
by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016
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The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.
Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.
by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018
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My nigga mitchell

My nigga mitchell is someone you can rely on when you need something to stick your big fat chode inside. He will suck off anything with 2 legs and lives on earth. He always is up for a good suck.
My nigga mitchell is about to suck me off want me to tell him to suck you off too?
by Ballsman6969696 May 27, 2018
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Sophie and Mitchell

Sophie and Mitchell are a pair of two who are scared to admit how they feel.

Sophie fears her desire for Mitchell aren’t fate at all, but rather a phase that’s lasted (lasting) for years.

Mitchell is shy about his feelings and scared to let them show. Possibly feels a sort of fear towards something serious with Sophie, possibly from a bad past relationship and purely intimidated.

You may call every night and talk at school. Everyone else knows you like each other, but you don’t know you both like each other.

Both are the pair you ship in a T.V. Show that don’t get together until the finale. It’s fate for the both of you. Just let it happen. Open up to each other, it’ll be alright.
Sophie and Mitchell example

Person 1: “you know so much about him already, you’re practically dating
Sophie: “But I’m scared he’s gonna deny me, plus he’s going through a tough time”

Person 2: “Why don’t you get together. Admit how you feel
Mitchell: “I can’t right now. Not until I know she likes me back”
by You know I’m right ;) October 1, 2021
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