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Missouri Mudhole

The sexual act of shitting in the woman's mouth and proceeding to skullfuck her.
Dude I had a crazy night with Casey last night! I gave her a Missouri Mudhole!
by Gnarles Barkley 816 November 13, 2013
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misconscrewing

the fiddling of someone elses words
like how a rumor gets all twisted around
by rod124356 August 29, 2005
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Minsoo

Minsoo is the nicest Asian girl you'll ever meet, and she will always be sweet to you. But once you get on her bad side, there's no coming back because once you lose her trust, it's impossible to get it back. She is naturally gorgeous, inside and out.
by lovetoplaythosedrums January 7, 2019
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facebook misconception

The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.

Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.
Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.
by SMFB July 18, 2011
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Missouri Canoe Blow

Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.

This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
So yesterday my buddy was crazy 'nuff to get the Missouri Canoe Blow in the river!
by K1892 November 23, 2010
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Joplin Missouri

Joplin Missouri is a midwestern town in south west Missouri in central United states. Population around 100,000 people. Was made to fame for ore and lead production in early days. Known for Bonnie and Clyde shootout and other events. Dennis weaver. Bob Cummings. BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THE BULLSHIT LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSHOLES THAT OBVIOUSLY WAS BEAT UP IN HIGH SCHOOL. REDNECK ASSHOLES WHO COULDN'T KEEP A FUCKING JOB.. BITCHES TO STUPID TO GIVE BLOW JOB...BUT ALSO HAS BIKERS AND GENERALLY DECENT PEOPLE IF YOU RIDE...BUT WILL KICK YOUR DUMB ASS IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT HIS BIKE..( RATHER YOU FUCK HIS MOM THAN TOUCH HIS BIKE...ALL TOGETHER IS A LITTLE PIECE REDNECK TOWN .IF YOU COME ON VACATION. WILL LEAVE ON PROBATION
MAN AVOID JOPLIN MISSOURI IF YOU RIDE..FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKSMACK COPS WILL FUCK WITH YOU
by Nick Danger Brother January 23, 2022
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Missouri

A mid-western state in the United States of America. Often mis-pronounced, Missouri (Mizzuri)/(Mizzura)
In all rights, used properly should say "Kansas City is in a state of Misery/Missouri"
by Gladstoner420 June 19, 2011
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