microwave news

When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.

I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."

by naynay1984 March 23, 2017

milowicki

Last name of a very tall sexy blonde boy with a huge penis

look at that milowicki

by Nuggetloves234 January 10, 2020

Microwaves

A gift from god.

Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.

by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020

miror

the best way to ask a girl out

hey kitten, wanna know who I like? look in the miror

by yoursenpai31415 June 1, 2021

Marowa

Marowa means the blessing of almighty.
Its a beautiful girl who is the princess of her family.Marowa has a damn attitude and a toxic devil in her self also.

People who acts like Marowa are mostly powerful and behave good with other.

by Exbob_69 June 8, 2021

Microwave at 3 am

The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.

Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.

Person: well that sucks

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022

Polish Microwave

Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.

My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.

by Amandanaise January 7, 2023