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mikey is such a sweetheart hes the love of my life he has the prettiest features if yk a mikey you might be the luckiest person ever, mikey is so sweet kind and caring and just the most perfect boy on this planet i cant imagine what a day would look like without mikey and i always look at him and wonder how can someone be so perfect he knows i love him but i dont think he feels the same anymore but its okay because its mikey
A: i love mikey
B: whos mikey?
A: mikey is the sweetest man i know and i wish i could turn things back the way they were
by imstillnotovermyex November 23, 2023
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Mikey

An entitled idiot who acts in an antisocial manner and then complains on social media when he is called out on it.
"Some bloke on the train just told us to put our headphones in on a busy Avanti Train because he’s listening to an audio book and said we haven’t no manners and need to grow up."

"Then maybe you should stop being such a Mikey and put your bloody headphones in, you antisocial wanker!"
by SnoozySuzy June 3, 2025
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Mikey Drain

An excuse to the wife/ husband for coming home drunk
Wife:Look at the state of you! You said you’ll be home 4 hours ago
Husband:Mikey Drain
by BunsParent December 7, 2018
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Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.
Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.
by CGA September 24, 2008
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Mikey

Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.
There's something about Mikey.
by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021
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Mikey

His name is normally Michael lopes and he likes cars, bars, and has a dog named har. He on the quest for that cupcake and is the Mexican eazy e.
by Morbius99fortnitecheeks June 4, 2022
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Mikey Belcher

He sucks balls and dick
If u ever see him run he a pedo
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