mickey mouse bullshit

A term used for issues that seem incredibly irritating and miniscule.

"Look, I haven't got time for this mickey mouse bullshit. I have more important things to do."

by Andrew Wesker December 30, 2007

microscopic business

A business smaller than a micro-business. A microscopic business has only one or two employees and its headquarters building is so small you can't even see it.

I want you to take a tour of my microscopic business Tiny Electronics.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

michael with a b

Someone with a fear of insects

Michael- 'Hi I'm Michael with a b and I'm afraid of insects'
Teacher- 'Where's the b?'
Michael- 'ThErEs A bEeEeE?!?!1'

by dykeonabike September 30, 2019

get micked

A more cultured variation of "get fucked", and can be used in a variety of settings and incidents.

It doesn't even have to make sense when you say it.

Person A: You're ugly!
Person B: Get micked.

by b3yonce October 13, 2021

Microtransaction

A method used by game developers, especially in hyper casual mobile games, where a game will be free to download, however users gain an unfair advantage by paying for in-game currency which normally is relatively hard to get. Sometimes games implement an in-game currency that's only obtainable by paying, whose only use is to be converted to a different currency which can then be used to buy items in the game. This is a very common trick where developers abstract money into in-game currencies so players are distanced from the consequences of buying it.

These tricks are most commonly used in games by companies instead of indie games since they rely on making money and for the most part don't care about the quality of their games.

While this trick being very known and frowned upon by the gaming community, developers still manage to trick enough people into paying in their games to keep their business going.

Microtransactions are ruining mobile games!

by  March 2, 2019

Microsoft Team Moron

A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".

willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.

by Stan West April 21, 2005

Michael Jackson Syndrome

An innocent person, humanitarian and global treasure who uses his platform to speak for downtrodden and marginalized humans and raises millions of dollars for social causes around the world.

(OR) Being stalked, maligned, attacked; being accused of crimes, egotism or assorted behaviors falsely while innocent; and being and mocked for trying to bring social and cultural problems to light to improve the condition of the world and make it a better place.

(OR) a sickness in humanity that causes it to admire, esteem and build up its global humanitarian treasures as they rise from their midst, only to hound, tear down and bully them with tabloid and mainstream journalism until they succumb to the lethal pressures of visibility, fame and fatal empathy for fellow humans or the the human condition. To leave them dispirited or dead, quickly moving on to the next target.

Michael Jackson and Lady Diana Spencer were victims of "Michael Jackson Syndrome."

by NamasteBK October 24, 2012