Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

miami tugboat

a normal handjob finished with a painful yanking,

miami tugboat it like a tugboat pulling

by sir wizard sleeve November 21, 2009

Miami Vicing

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.

When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing

by mike charter May 22, 2024

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

Miami Slut Tattoo

A tattoo most often placed on hidden or abstract places such as armpits, inside the mouth or at bottom of the feets.

Commonly used by ladies of the night and unaware teenage girls

Jenny just got her brand new Miami Slut Tattoo inside her armpits

by Og locos June 9, 2024

Miami right

When you make a right turn on red from a lane other than the right most lane, usually to avoid traffic that is using the right lane to go straight through the intersection.

“I was late to work, and made a Miami right cause some jackass was taking to long to turn”

by Aweebutter July 21, 2022

miami moondust

The byproduct of having sex one night, saving the man’s cum, and then grinding the dried cum up in a pepper grinder the morning after to snort like cocaine. Known aphrodisiac.

Janice snorted some Miami Moondust she saved from her liaison with Jeff the night before.

Jim loved felching, but there was something about Miami Moondust that always took the edge off the morning after.

by HoxhaWasAPacifist October 7, 2023