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probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.
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Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
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